Entries tagged with dave strider

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hi, everyone!
my name is john egbert and i am jade harley's brother.
i figured i should probably introduce myself even if some of you might have already met me.
i was here before but i don't remember any of it so if you know me and i don't know you anymore, sorry. send me a message so i can get to know you again if you want.
jade's already filled me in on stuff so this is mostly just a hi i am here message.
so...
i am here!

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alright so just kind of chilling here on the beach instead of some underwater city this info guide talks about
and you know thatd be kind of cool if it werent for one major issue
what the fuck just happened
seriously i think i just got whiplash from trying to figure out where that five minutes went so wrong
i mean the first time i got teleported randomly at least it wasnt just me
landed right on my ass confused as hell but i wasnt the only one
its easier to sit there and look like a tool when youre in a group trying to figure out what the hells going on
its lame to lay on a beach alone looking like a tool getting wet sand in places sand doesnt need to be

read over the whole welcome thing so ok cool i get it
stranger shit has happened i guess so why the fuck not
moving on to try and be somewhat productive here
sup names dave
tell me theres someone that knows me here cause itll make this shit a lot easier
or worse
idk i guess well see
like id say something is better than nothing but i can think of a lot of cases where that wouldnt really be true
so for better or worse i guess
isnt there like a saying or something that knowings half the battle
does that apply to this situation?
well it does now because i say so

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7 Time Loops ☼ Text

opening applications to be my ecto sister
only accepting resumes in comic sans
requirements include being a flighty broad
kind of stuck up
write really weird fanfiction
plus if about wizards
a huge snob
sarcastic to hell and back
appreciate if you didnt tower over me because thats just not fair holy shit
any takers?
...
yea i thought so

hey nitram meet me in the forest btw
gonna catch a motherfucking chocobo
giddy up bitches

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[Appearing on screen is a troll, grey-skinned and scowling, utterly unamused as he holds up a tan choker with a heart design. Guess who Sandy Claws visited?]

Thank you, Vatheon, for this pointless and utterly useless gift. This is definitely what I wanted, and you have outdone yourself in practice of earth holidays. I actually liked the stupid lobster until it went and left me this piece of crap.

But if other posts and personal discovery have told me anything, things have been lost and sent where they don't belong. So, I'll make the guess that this thing actually belongs to someone, which is the one saving grace to stop me from throwing it out with the trash. You're welcome.

... On that same subject, though.

[He shifts, coughs.]

If anyone has a--it should look like a crab monster, okay? This white crab thing, a completely badass one. If you have it, just contact me in private and I'll come get it, alright?

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6 Time Loops ☼ Text

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

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001 ☠ video/text/audio/man what is this kid doing

_{[ We first hear an audio clip. A kid's voice, but it sounds really muffled. It's also carrying a very odd accent that sounds like it should be Australian, but it sort of wavers inconsistently. Holy shit, what was going on. ]}

I say! Confounded contraption! Where the devil shitting dickens is--

_{[ Oh. The feed flickers on to video. Guess who took their brochure and threw it out the window. Yeah, this guy here. He's too busy plunging into action to stop and read anything. But this kid, right. He looks sort of like a young teenager but it's hard to tell cause there's a mask covering his face. Looks like he's in a soaking wet bow tie and grey tailcoat too. If one looked hard enough, they might have caught a glimpse of his solid gold Berettas he has there. He takes a deep breath (he already sort of sounds out of breath anyway.) The device shifts around until he's holding it above his head, like some weird hipster mySpace shot before making a frustrated sound. The device is tousled around again, and we get a nice shot of his legs.

Hello, legs. You're look particularly hairy and muscular today. Wait, what's happening now. He's cursing quietly and then everything shuts off. There's a long pause before the recipients receive a text. ]}

Gadzooks this really isnt flashy at all where is the ahha eureka ive found it!!
My dearest apologies but i feel the need to announce my presence in this sort of manner lest i get anxious of having an actual camera set on me!!!

ALRIGHT!!!! SO THEN!!! Is it safe to remove this mask then!? Is this all part of the game??? All a part of the plan and what have it?? By jove im not going to very well take this off if there is still danger afoot! Where the hell is this anyway??? Have i plunged into atlantis?
Jesus christmas i certainly hope so!

Okay im getting off on a bunny trail here!!

STRIDER!!!!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!
ARE WE COMPLETELY DONE BLOWING THE BALONEY OUT OF THOSE SKELETONS!?

_{[[ ooc; a little change in what he's arriving in then what i stated, ahhh. also, i'm gonna have to get most of the tags after work so i'll get them tonight. o7 ]]}

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[dream | video setting after he awakens]

[John has laid down to sleep at such an odd hour of the day. An overwhelming sense of tired had fallen upon him, and he curled up. His SFC has become a DREAMBERRY with the support of broadcasting this dream to the public.]

( Cut here to go to Prospit! )

((ooc note: I have set this on Prospit and it's moon if you have a character that would like to dreamwalk into his dream. They can interact here and everything! If you are a Homestuck character, and your character is canonly a Derse dreamer, then they may enter his dream in the purple clothing! Post in your subject 'Dreamwalking' or 'Video / Text / Voice' So I know whether or not John is still asleep for your thread or not.))

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dave strider

5 Time Loops ☼ Text

what the flying fuck???
what even
i cant
whats today???
being really fucking serious right about now
according to these lying stupid calenders im missing like a month of being badass
permission granted to drop info dumps on me
because this shit is ridiculous
uhh hey i guess

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001 :: [action/voice/text]

[ Jade is not amused. Lookit her just standing there, dripping eat. Her little dog ears are flattened back against her head and everything. She is standing right where this place dropped her. It appears to be some kind of park area. ]

Okay, I am pretty sure I am not where I should be right now. Ugh...

[ Insert Wizard of Oz joke here.

Okay. Change of plans. Mode switch. ]

hello??
can somebody tell me what the heck is going on right now????

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4 Time Loops ☼ Video

So it's occurred to me that for some reason, these houses have garages. Does anyone even drive here much less own a car to actually use these other then for storage? Not that I'm complaining. It just means I get to turn the garage into a dark room. Here I was worrying how I was going to have to eventually explain why one of the bathtubs smells strongly of chemicals and why using it might cause a peculiar feeling close to chemical burns. Now both the bathrooms are user friendly and safe while I potentially make the garage the most dangerous place in this entire house. If you aren't counting Game versus the kitchen.

[Dave's sitting in his room. There's a bunch of wires hanging all over the ceiling with photos hanging from them with clothespins.

Actually, Dave's room looks like a complete mess.] By the way, if I took your photo without your consent, I'm probably not sorry or I probably did it by accident. But mostly, I just wanted to throw that out there for future reference that I am heavily armed with a pretty bitchin' camera and enough film to sleep in, and I'm still not sorry. Should feel pretty special anyways. It's not very often you accidentally get your photo taken by Dave fucking Strider.

Anyways, I'm outtie. Film to waste and develop. Too much time to kill. You know the drill.

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Minute 9 [text]

i have a bit of bad news
as much as it does pain me to think the opposite
john egbert is no longer with us
i
mean that in another way
i wouldnt have even come onto the network if that was the case
what im referring to is he has unfortunately returned home
weve really had some rotten luck this week havent we? :(

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Hello, everyone. It's been a difficult few days in the bubble, hasn't it?

Many of you may have seen the culling, or murder, that took place on the network earlier this week. The issue is being dealt with, although we are waiting for the victim to reawaken to ascertain who the murderer truly was, beyond any shadow of a doubt. Until then, I ask all of you to withhold judgment, and wait until we have proof before casting blame. That said, my deepest, most heartfelt appreciation and thanks to everyone who tried to help during those first chaotic hours. Thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.

Finally, if there is anyone with any further news, or who just wants to talk, I'm available to listen. I'm always available to listen.

( Filtered messages for Darkleer, Eridan, Dualscar, Gamzee, Summoner, and the Psiioniic )

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[ Eikichi, looking like his normal J-rocker self with blue hair, a blue high school uniform, and excessive amounts of ~~bling~~ jewelry, shakes the mug angrily at the SFC ]

Seriously?! A mug? After you sent me chasing mice for 4 days?! Some glorious loot that was.

Who the hell's in charge of this place? Me 'n Hades're gonna kick your sorry ass and take over this damn place. I've had enough of rumors coming true back home. I'm gonna stop it here too!

Nyarthmotherfucker, if this is your idea of fun again, I'm gonna kick your ass! Again! Don't think I won't do it! No one steps on the Death Boss and gets away with it!

[ yeah. someone's angry. the radio dramas suggest Eikichi talks to Hades, his primary Persona, (and Hades talks back like a snarky old man) so that's how it's gonna be :D ]

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[ When the feed begins, it shows John (~~Aunt Nancy~~ Anansi) perched on a tree branch, legs crossed. His six, spider arms are idly juggling six, round objects -- apples, a crystal ball, etc. It was yours???? Well, it's John's now. What's holding his SFC? ....Webs. Well, okay then. ]

Hey guys! I am totally a gross spider now, haha. Anyway, does anyone here know why nothing grows in the winter? No?

Well, I do. Because I have aaaaaaaall the stories. All of them! I almost had all the wisdom too but, well, that is a story for another time.

Anyway, here I go.

( Once upon a time, the Winter time used to be no different from Spring. )

And now you know why nothing grows in Winter anymore!

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[Video 01] Nya!

[The screen flicked on to Chie but..something was off other than her unamused expression.
She's dressed in this , her face having a more feminine structure to it, although. That and her hair. She still had her hair for whatever reason.

(no, she won't be ripping anyone's head off, she's the normal Puss in Boots I just really liked this look more for Chie rather than a clothe-less cat!)

But you can't exactly see much of her outfit since she had wrapped herself in her long red cape, only the top portion of her furred face, hair and brand new cat ears visible. Because of this, her voice is a tad muffled when she speaks.]

Um, could someone please explain what is going on to me?! I just sort of woke up and...well, I was this!

[Her ears positioned themselves a bit back in annoyance as her eyes narrowed.]

It's bad enough I can't go back to Inaba, but now I'm a cat? Wonder what the next surprise in store for me is...

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3 Time Loops ☼ Text

jade isnt in the bubble anymore
so dont bother asking for her
dont leave a message after the beep
youre just asking for disappointment and probably wasting your time
and if you dont know who the fuck she is
then feel free to ignore everything i just said
and go on with your merry lives

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Video: Organization

Hello, Vatheon. I apologize for the sudden announcement; especially since there are likely many newcomers around at the moment, but I ask you all to bear with me. There is reason to believe that there may be something dangerous happening in the city sometime soon. This post is for organizational purposes. I would ask that all speculation and general information still be directed to this post.

Firstly, all of you that are comfortable with your combat skills, I urge you to report to Minato Arisato of the defense force. A disorganized defense is extremely ineffective. Those of you who feel that they cannot fight, please evacuate to the area around the clinic in the event of an attack.

[Zelda holds up a neatly drawn map with optimal routes to the clinic laid out from various locations in Vatheon.]

The clinic and the building right next to it will both have a protective barrier around them. Everyone currently registered as being a foreigner will have no difficulty passing. Do not worry overly much about the registration process, it is automatic. The barrier is of a neutral element and will not cause harm to anyone who takes shelter within it.

Which brings us to the second point. Anyone who considers their primary skill to be either healing - magical or traditional - or barrier magic, please report to myself or Doctor Muraki. I may need help maintaining the barrier, and we are low on healers.

Finally, anyone who considers themselves to be skilled with technology and who has some free time, please contact me privately.

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[video] Like a Love Song, Baby

[ prepare for loudness and engrish. ]

Okay, everybody~! I'm looking for great musicians to join me, the Great Michel, and Selphie-chan, so we can rock this bubble. Let's party! It's too damn quiet here~!

[ which probably isn't a bad thing, if he actually sat down to think about it. The world is still here, after all, free of weird things like Nazis and ancient aliens. ]

I probably need a place to stay too. Staying by restaurants suck too much.

[ Suck like home. Stupid sushi shop. and oh yes, other matters to address, of course. ]

Also, I'm looking for the Velvet Room. A chat with Igor would be nice, even if he'd probably shove me out the door for being by myself. [ shrug. ] Oh and Trish's Spring! even if that fairy's a bit too overpriced...

Peace out, Vatheon.

[ ooc: i need a posting tag, pls. tag me, baby. ]

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1 fishy fishy

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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2 Time Loops ☼ Video

[Dave seems to be having like some mental breakdown.

The longer he realizes that his chocobo and himself are covered in faerie guts, the longer he also is aware that his faerie just exploded. Right next to him. In plain sight. He even kind of saw it happen.

This is not okay for him.

He is basically freaking out.]

Holy, fucking shit guys. What the fuck was that? What the fucking shit was that?

Does this place even actually care about who they keep alive or not? Because having my flying sparkle winged bro up and decided to reenact a fucking time bomb was not on my list of things I wanted to have happen.

Jegus. This is fucked up. This is seriously fucked up. There wasn't even a reason to kill them. Just some fucking dark shit that someone is probably getting off on.

Shit. This place just gets fucking more messed up every fucking day. [He's shaking though. A lot. Oh god. Could he potentially use any time powers to reverse this? Was that even possible?] Shit.