[When the feed clicks on, it's mostly silent save for the occasional call of a seagull, almost as if the owner was unaware that the SFC was set to record. At least up until he speaks up, anyway.]It seems that I'm not the only one to notice the disappearance of someone they knew. I don't know how many other people met him, but I regret to inform you that Frank Archer has returned home. It's sad that this place can be so cruel to the deceased... I've heard that some people have considered this place to be an afterlife, yet when they're forcibly removed by the powers that be... Well. Paradise doesn't last forever, does it?
[A beat, and his voice takes on a more cheerful tone.]I'll be up on the island if anyone should wish to join me. It's a bit embarrassing to admit, but I've never actually seen the ocean before and the last time I was up here I was preoccupied with the laboratories.
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