Citizens of Vatheon!

[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]

It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.

[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]

A maid cafe!

The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.

[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]

That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.

Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.

[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]

And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...

Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.

[What you see when the feed turns on is an Oshawott holding a rather large black and white guinea pig. The guinea pig is squirming, and squeaks every now and again; it's obviously not very happy about its current predicament. But the Oshawott seems very determined to hold onto the creature, despite the fact that the little otter pokemon is not, in fact, much bigger than his captive.]

[All in all, it's not actually that unusual a sight compared to some things you might see in Vatheon.]

[Mitsuhide himself comes into view moments later, sitting down now he has set the SFC in place. He hums softly before patting the Oshawott on the head.]

Easy, Takumi. I think you may be squeezing the poor thing a little too hard.

[Takumi, who is, of course, the Oshawott, makes a noise that sounds something like a huff, but he does loosen his grip a little. This seems to calm the guinea pig, at least a little; Mitsuhide nods, and then addresses the SFC.]

I take it this is one of the animals that escaped from the petting zoo? Takumi here came running in with it mere moments ago... I have no idea how so small a creature got this far across the city, but-

[At this point the guinea pig manages to break free of Takumi's grip, its previous calmness vanishing in an instant as it bites down on the poor pokemon and then darts away. The Oshawott is not amused, and with a cry darts after it. Mitsuhide sighs deeply, forgetting the network for a moment as he gets up and follows after. One can hear him say, vaguely:]

Good heavens, will you please stop terrifying the poor thing? It can't get out of the kitchen, you know.

[This isn't really an accidental video broadcast, though it certainly looks like it. Hubert had turned his SFC on with every intent of requesting back up, but as the feed starts there's a very loud cry from the poor frazzled Lieutenant as the SFC is... stolen.

By the mouth of a very hungry goat.]

NO! GIVE THAT BACK THIS INSTANT!

[A bit of a scuffle ensues as Hubert fights to keep his poor comm from winding up in the gullet of a goat, and he finally manages to yank it free. There's a quiet 'eugh...' at the copious amounts of saliva left on it. The goat lets out an annoyed noise at Hubert and even snaps at him, but Hubert manages to dodge the bite. Around him, several other animals are just wandering around loose in the Amusement Park, and several others have already gotten past the gates.]

This is ridiculous! How did they even escape?! I-- no no no, get away from there!

[This time the SFC just drops and lands pointed up, so nothing more can be seen for a while. There's just a lot of frustrated cries from Hubert, and a lot of mixed animals noises, most of them annoyed that he seems to be attempting to (and failing) to round them up and keep them from escaping.

Eventually, some five minutes later he comes back to his SFC and picks it up, hair a mess, glasses skewed, and a deeper scowl than usual on his features.]

The animals from the petting zoo have escaped. I would very much appreciate some assistance getting them back before they cause any more damage than they already have.