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| opening applications to be my ecto sister only accepting resumes in comic sans requirements include being a flighty broad kind of stuck up write really weird fanfiction plus if about wizards a huge snob sarcastic to hell and back appreciate if you didnt tower over me because thats just not fair holy shit any takers? ... yea i thought so
hey nitram meet me in the forest btw gonna catch a motherfucking chocobo giddy up bitches |
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| [The video feed opens onto what was once a living room but which at this point is better described as a sty. Discarded food wrappers, game cartridges, and open books litter the floor. If Laharl owned more clothes, there would probably be dirty laundry, too, but thankfully there's just one pair of shoes in there somewhere.
A large television is the primary source of light in the room. Incongruously, a plush rabbit sits atop the TV, looking a little worse for wear.
The center of the room is occupied by an open coffin, where Laharl is sitting cross-legged, a controller in his hands. He looks to be playing an underwater racing game and, of course, growling to himself as he plays.]
Stupid seahorse, get the hell out of my way. |
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| HEY VATHEON! I'M BACK!
Rin! Maka! Everyone else! You better have kept my room the way it was!
... Also, uh. For those'a you who don't know me, I'm Daimon Masaru, the number one banchou in Japan! I was here a while ago, but apparently I got sent back! Now I'm here again!
Man, for some reason I'm eager for a fight! Anyone wanna spar?! |
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| [Because this isn't a horrible idea of anything considering who resides among his audience here but- he's just not one to wallow for too long and eventually evens out. Not that we won't fly away from the problem quickly or anything. Either way, he's in a good mood.]
hEY YOU BEAUT1FUL TRANSPORTS, aND 1 GUESS THE PREV1OUS RES1DENTS... aND OF COURSE THE FURRY AND FEATHERED FR1ENDS ABOUT HERE TOO, hEH, nOT THAT ALL OF YOU WOULD BE SEE1NG TH1S, oF COURSE. 1'M UH, nOT EXACTLY OPEN TO ALL 1NV1TAT1ONS, bUT 1 HAVE TO SAY A L1TTLE COMPANY WOULD DO ME REALLY WELL R1GHT NOW, 1F YOU KNOW WHAT 1 MEAN. sOMETH1NG A L1TTLE HEAVY, nOT THAT 1'M LOOK1NG FOR A F1GHT, bUT A RESPECTABULL AND DYNAM1C ONE ON ONE BOUT 1S DEF1N1TELY THE TOP1C OF TH1S.
["Not open to all invitations," you know who you are.] |
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| [ yaaaaaaaaawn. Big yawn. The country doesn't look like he's wearing much. After all, he takes siestas naked. ]
I feel like I haven't slept in days, but I took a siesta this afternoon. I even took an extra one~
[ He yawns again, mumbling something about pasta ]
Ve~~~~ I think I'll go play in the snow on the island before bed. Anyone want to make snow men? |
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| [He was cranky thanks to his sleeping pattern being disturbed. He was getting snappy and decided to slink off for a nap close to noon.]( Dream behind cut ) |
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