| [When the feed comes on, Cronus doesn't particularly look like he notices. He's got his arms wrapped under the shoulders of a very unconscious boy and is grunting as he pulls him over to a couch. Some might recognize him as Jake English, though he looks a bit different. He's wearing an outfit similar to Cronus, the hideous god tier outfit he once had tossed in the corner somewhere in favor of something a bit more greaser inspired.
Cronus is heaving a bit from the effort and he finally gets him slumped against the couch, before moving around him and tugging him up onto the couch.]
Vwowv, chief... You need to go on a diet or something, you're too heavwy.
[Cronus takes a moment to wipe at his brow, before shaking his head and regarding Jake with a scrutinizing look, and letting out a hum. All of a sudden he lets out an 'aha!' as if he's suddenly realized something vital.]
I knowv just vwhat vwill complete your look! You'll look so much better vwhen I'm done.
[Cronus leaves for a moment and then comes back with a comb and some hair product. He sets to work smoothing Jake's hair back, getting it nice and slicked back just like his own hair. When he's done, Jake's hair is nice and smooth and he looks like something straight out of the 50s.]
Yes, that's so much better. Nowv you're one hundred percent more hot! I should make people ovwer more often...
[After a few seconds, he lets out a sigh and reaches out to stroke Jake's hair, shaking his head softly.]
You vwere much more interesting vwhen you vwere avwake though. At least then things vwere less... lonely. Howv long are you planning on being out, anyvway? I'm running out of patience here. I vwonder... I vwonder if this is anything like those human fairy tales I'vwe heard so much about. 'Sleeping Beauty' comes to mind.
[He twists so that he can better look at Jake.]
I vwonder if a kiss vwould... [He leans in, lips puckered unattractively, before his eyes catch something out of the corner of his eye.] Oh globes. Howv long has this thing been on?
[And then he promptly switches off the feed.] |
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