[Hello, Vatheon! And welcome to another week and another curse!
And who is that on the network but none other than Hubert Ozwell, that slightly pretentious, glasses-wearing dual wielder that... really probably isn't that well known because even as a part of the Defense Force he tends to keep to himself and doesn't have a lot of friends.
But something seems different this morning. His normal military uniform has been given a color and design upgrade, resembling something more... starfish-y? And red. Lots of red. Well, truly, it's closer to something you might find in a sentai series, because that's basically what he is.]
Beach Brigade, this is Red! Come in, Beach Brigade!
[He doesn't seem to be aware that he's broadcasting in video right now, though, because when he doesn't get an answer he shakes the SFC violently, as if that's going to make it work. Unfortunately all it does is make it shut off.
For a time his SFC is silent and dark, but eventually it does return. He's a little calmer, but still irked about whatever it is that's going on.]I must inform you all that there is a terrible danger afoot! The dread Queen Emeraude has escaped from the Undersea Prison and I, Sunscreen Ranger Red, must find her and return her to her cell at once! But I've been separated from my team! Who here in this bubble is brave enough to be granted temporary Ranger-ship under my command and help me bring this evil witch to justice once more?!
[Is he... ?
Yup.
He's posing. Dramatically.]