[Dualscar isn't in his usual outfit. His outfit is more like yellow pyjamas, and don't forget the codpiece, which juts out in all its glory.

He's tried to change out of it so many times ydek.

He's got a large stringed instrument resting on his shoulder as if it were really a club, and there's purple blood stains on his cheek from a minor cut]

I'm fuckin' sick a this curse, but apparently it's not ovver yet. I need someone wwho's not intensely annoyin' to deal wwith wwho is up to enterin' battle along wwith me on account a the fact that these instruments ain't all that good for bashin' things.

Wwho's up for it?

[When the feed opens, the Gromble is all smiles and sweetness. Even his voice is cloying, a stark contrast to his hideous appearance.]

Oh hello Vatheon. I must say, I've been oh so pleasantly surprised with how friendly the humans here are. Of course...

[Suddenly the sweet tone of voice is gone, replaced by something low and dangerous.]

It was clearly an act to put monsters off guard.

[He perks up again, tittering.]

Now I know you might not all be aware of this, so I'm going to give you a little lesson in monster history. Thousands of years ago, monsters were born from human imagination. Back then the human imagination was quite a powerful thing, you know. We hardly had to do any work at all. Unfortunately, humans now have become obsessed with science and refuse to openly believe in anything they don't understand. We monsters scare the humans to fuel their imagination, which in turn allows us to continue existing. A properly educated monster will only scare humans, they will not harm them. So!

I would like you all to bring any wayward monsters to me. Do not slaughter them and take their parts for jewelry or potion ingredients or points or for whatever other "loot" they might have. This questing behavior is really quite appalling, and you wouldn't want to harm a frightened creature who doesn't know any better...

WOULD YOU?!

Tata~