vatheon sfc network
March 21st, 2013 
angelicbadass: (fuck my life)

[The feed clicks on to see Pit reading a book, or at least trying to read it. After a few minutes, he looks to see that the SFC is on.]

Hey there. So that was one of the curses that happen in this place. Gotta say it was pretty cool for a curse. Oh, I wanted to mention that I'm an official member of the Defense Force and I'll do my best to help out however I can.

[He then goes back to reading his book, but after a few moments he gives up with a frustrated sigh.]

Okay, since I'm not making any progress on my own, I'll just swallow my pride and ask. Could a kind, patient soul out there possibly find it in their hearts to teach this poor angel how to read? [All said with the best puppy dog eyes he can make.] Okay go ahead with the illiterate angel jokes.
booyaka_boom: (Happy Selphie)

*Good day, Vatheon! Your usual steam of videos, including all curse-related chat, is interrupted to bring you this rather colourful commercial. Selphie is standing in front of several large, very pretty and elaborate, flower arrangements. This video has been taken during the curse, so Selphie cuts an interesting figure in front of the bouquets in her black leather rogue suit. But she is smiling brightly, her hands open to gesture at the flowers surrounding her. The flowers, and the streamers dangling from the ceiling, and the various bunches of balloons, almost like bouquets themselves*

Vatheon!~ The greatest competition of all time is coming soon!~

Are you the best ever flower arranger that this bubble has ever seen? Maybe you've always kept it a big secret, but you've wanted the chance to let your talents shine? Well now is your chance!~

*Selphie giggles, and plucks out a pink from one of the bunches and closes her eyes as she inhales its scent*

Delicious! *The flower goes back in its vase and Selphie winks at the camera, doing a thumbs up*

Think you can do better than all these pretty flower arrangements? Then come and give it a try! The winner gets some awesome gardening supplies, and tokens to spend too!~

So come on down to Kittens in the House at [date To Be Confirmed]. You'll definitely win some new friends!~

thalassino: (» head nurse)
[It seems that the polka-dotted whale isn't the only large sea creature the bearded man is fond of. When the feed turns on, by the bay up on the island sits the bearded man, playing a somewhat melancholy song. Behind him lies a giant dinosaur like creature with multiple suction wounds all over its body. It lets out a loud groan, turning its head toward the bearded man.]

We've got a storm coming, Vatheon. The things being washed up on this bay... oh no no no, this beautiful guy here never should have been pushed up in this state. It's all wrong. He guards the barrier. We need the barrier. Storm's on the horizon... what's going to wash in next? We just don't know.


[He goes back to strumming and singing, walking around the wounded creature.]

You gotta sing when the Spirit says "Sing!"
When the Spirit says "Sing!" you gotta sing right along
You gotta sing when the Spirit says "Sing!"

You gotta shout when the Spirit says "Shout!"
When the Spirit says "Shout!" you gotta shout right along
You gotta shout when the Spirit says "Shout!"

You gotta play when the Spirit says "Play!"
When the Spirit says "Play!" you gotta play right along
You gotta play when the Spirit says "Play!"

You gotta hum when the Spirit says "Hum!"
When the Spirit says "Hum!" you gotta hum right along
You gotta hum when the Spirit says "Hum!"

You gotta sing when the Spirit says "Sing!"
When the Spirit says "Sing!" you gotta sing right along
You gotta sing when the Spirit says "Sing!"


Oh, this poor creature... he's been guarding our barrier for so long, now! I shudder to think what might wash up on the bay next. A storm is coming in... what's going to happen without Fluffy to guard us?

[Zelda's noticed the strange currents as well, though without her zora tunic she hasn't been able to get a decent look at what's going on.]

Oh my... he's really rather worse for the wear, isn't he? Are those suction wounds?

They are. But it's not the kracken, oh no... it's something WORSE.

[The next person to appear on the feed (of all people) is the Head Nurse herself, tsking over Fluffy's state.]

To be beaten by something like that... how humiliating.

[She goes about patching him up.]

One of you be a dear and point the camera this way, yes? Much better. Hello, Vatheon. As you can see we are experiencing some interesting weather right now. Apparently the tide has brought in a beast ferocious enough to incapacitate our lovely guardian. Anyone who requires a little motivation to get up here and help - you will be given extra points. Now hop to.

[The nurse turns to Zelda and the bearded man.]

You two get to deal with fielding all the idiots that will be flooding up here. I have a Mosasaurus to take care of and I will not be interrupted.

...yes, ma'am.

yes'm.

[The nurse turns back to Fluffy. Don't try to look up her skirt right now. No one knows what horrors might await there.]
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